For some time now, I have suffered the quick intake of breath on the heels of sharp pain in my legs right above the knee.
I attribute it to the fact that my new kitten, Shoes, keeps climbing me. It would explain the lacerations as well. Thank God she is now old enough to get declawed, as my airbed is also deflating several times a day, now, too.
Last Saturday, I was in a local pub with LS, and a really attractive blond woman climbed me like a cat. She nuzzled me, purred in my ear and couldn’t stay off me.
Now, between being climbed BY a cat, and being climbed LIKE a cat, I think I much prefer the latter.