Kelli Jae Baeli
I don't consider myself the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'm certainly not a spoon.
I think about things. I put human nature under a microscope. Sometimes to my own peril. And I write about it. And I write about writing. And politics, science, cosmology, relationships, sex, coffee, my angst, my weirdness, my cats & anything else that pops or chaps. But I think you will often find me quite humorous. Especially if you like sarcasm.
Unless you're just blithely cruising through life, you'll notice there's a lot going on in this macrocosm of existence. This means there's a lot going on in the microcosm of my brain. Not that there's anything "micro" about my brain. Anyway--here, I will share my thoughts, ruminations, suggestions, complaints and epiphanies where these "cosms" are concerned.
Wear a helmet..
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Print & Kindle versions of my books are also available on Amazon
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November 28th, 2011 
jaebae 
Sometimes I wonder if I’ll get through it~
this solitude foisted upon me by fate.
I wonder why she doesn’t call me?
Must I do everything?
and nothing
Even when everything feels like nothing,
and nothing, everything?
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